Mom is always good

We were driving home from preschool when I heard sirens behind me. I said, "Aaaahhh! Oh no!" as I looked in my rear view mirror and started to pull over. Whew...the police whizzed by me. Zack asked what was wrong, and I explained that I thought that the police were pulling me over to talk to me. Zack said, "No mommy! You are ALWAYS a good girl!" :) Glad to think someone thinks so!!!

Zack "restrains" himself

I was in the car with the kids coming home from the store. Zack was acting up (I know...hard to believe) so I told him when we got home he was going to take a nap. He was MAD at that! He got an angry look on his face and told me, "MOM! I AM SO ANGRY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!!! I'M NOT GONNA SAY A NAUGHTY WORD. I'M NOT GONNA CALL YOU A SH*T, BUT I AM MAD!" Is this progress??? I can usually keep up the mom poker face, but not this time. I almost had to pull over I was laughing so hard at him. Oh, and he still got soap (and a nap) when we got home.

You know a diaper is bad when...

I was changing Taylor's diaper and it was a BAAADDDD one, so stinky that Taylor, herself, was gagging!